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"CRYPT SHYFTER: MON MAGMA"<br><br>
a fantasy role-playing game by
KUNG FU SPACE BARBARIAN<br><br>
[[>CLICK TO START|Start1]]<br>
[[Enter cheat codes|cheats]]
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<<nobr>><<set $ATK = 0>>
<<set $DEX = 0>>
<<set $INT = 0>>
<<set $inventory= []>>
<<set $magicitems= 0>>
<<set $hp = 10>>
<<set $MAXhp = 10>>
<</nobr>><div style="text-align: center;">\
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HP: <<print $hp>>/<<print $MAXhp>> | ATK: <<print $ATK>> | DEX: <<print $DEX>> | INT: <<print $INT>>
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Next, choose a character class:<br>
[[Monk|SS]] | [[Samurai|SW]] | [[Barbarian|BB]]
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<<nobr>>
<<set $class = "Monk">>
<<set $ATK += 1>>
<<set $DEX += 1>>
<<set $INT += 3>>
<</nobr>>
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HP: <<print $hp>> | ATK: <<print $ATK>> | DEX: <<print $DEX>> | INT: <<print $INT>>
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You shake your head to clear it. You are $name the $class. A badass hero- and now a prisoner.<br>
[[Continue|prisoner1]]<div style="text-align: center;">\
<<nobr>>
<<set $class = "Samurai">>
<<set $ATK += 1>>
<<set $DEX += 2>>
<<set $INT += 2>>
<</nobr>>
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HP: <<print $hp>> | ATK: <<print $ATK>> | DEX: <<print $DEX>> | INT: <<print $INT>>
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You shake your head to clear it. You are $name the $class. A badass hero- and now a prisoner.<br>
[[Continue|prisoner1]]<div style="text-align: center;">\
<<nobr>>
<<set $class = "Barbarian">>
<<set $ATK += 3>>
<<set $DEX += 2>>
<<set $INT += 0>>
<</nobr>>
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HP: <<print $hp>> | ATK: <<print $ATK>> | DEX: <<print $DEX>> | INT: <<print $INT>>
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You shake your head to clear it. You are $name the $class. A badass hero- and now a prisoner.<br>
[[Continue|prisoner1]]Monks are masters of both mind and body. You use your wits and speed to defeat opponents.<br>
ATK: 1 | DEX: 1 | INT: 3<br>
[[I am a Monk|Spellslinger]]
[[Back|start2]]Samurai are honorable warriors and clever military tacticians. You tend to fight with blades and wear heavy armor.<br>
ATK: 1 | DEX: 2 | INT: 2<br>
[[I am a Samurai|Shadow]]
[[Back|start2]]You're just as happy cleaving goblin skulls as you are quaffing tankards of ale. Barbarians are the strongest fighters, but they're often quite reckless.<br>
ATK: 3 | DEX: 2 | INT: 0<br>
[[I am a Barbarian|Barbarian]]
[[Back|start2]]But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Do you remember who you are? Enter your name in the box below and press ENTER.<br>
<<textbox "$name" "" "Goname">><<if $name == "KUNG FU SPACE BARBARIAN">>
That was the secret for the last game! Good try, though. I like your style- I guess you can be me for today.<br>
[[Continue|start2]]
<<else>>
You know that your name is $name. Your memory is starting to return.<br>
[[Continue|start2]]<</if>><<link 'Play in Fullscreen Mode'>><<fullscreen>><</link>>
Press ESC to exit<div style="text-align: center;">\
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HP: <<print $hp>>/<<print $MAXhp>> | ATK: <<print $ATK>> | DEX: <<print $DEX>> | INT: <<print $INT>> | [[Inventory|Inventory]]
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</div>Inventory
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<<print $inventory.join("\n")>>
<<return "Back">>The first thing you notice when you wake up is this:<br>
It's really freakin' hot!<br>
[[Continue|starter]]The second thing you notice is this:<br>
You're locked in a cage. In the middle of a volcanic chamber. Surrounded by lava.<br>
Guess that explains the heat.<br>
[[Continue|starter2]]Two Replicon sentries enter the chamber and approach your cage. Their black scales glisten in the heat. They're gripping long curved swords in their fists, and they look pissed.<br>
Overall, not the best way to start your morning.<br>
[[Continue|starty]]<<display "HUD">>
This place is called Mon Magma. It is a deadly volcano fortress, and it is home to a dangerous half-dragon Shyfter called Kaldaris.<br>
The witch from Moonbright was working for Kaldaris, but their evil plans still remain a mystery.<br>
[[Continue|prisoner2]]<<display "HUD">>
The Order of the Templar warned you about this place, but you're a hero- it is your job to take down the bad guys!<br>
Unfortunately, the fortress is guarded by a variety of traps, puzzles, and an army of half-dragon warriors called Replicons. You were captured and thrown in this cage, and now you're going to be executed.<br>
[[Continue|prisoner3]]<<display "HUD">>
You look around the cage. Your weapons and gear are gone, and the two Replicon guards are getting closer. What do you do?<br>
[[Pretend you're sick|sick]]
[[Attack them when they get close to the cage|atkcage]]
[[Sit and wait|wait]]
[[Swear at them|swear2]]You lie on the ground shivering and coughing. The Replicons open your cage and laugh at you.<br>
"Look at this weak little hero. What's wrong, can't stand the heat? That's no problem, Kaldaris intends to feed you to the hydra anyway. $class meat will taste just as good cooked as it does raw, I think. Now get to your feet and come with us."<br>
What do you do?<br>
[[Stand and go with them|gowith]]
[[Attack them|attack]]
[[Swear at them|swear]]<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk199 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk199 >= 12>> Result: Success!<br>
One of the Replicons approaches the cage and pulls out a key to unlock the door. You immediately spring forward and grab his arm, yanking him forward.<br>
The Replicon's face smashes into the metal bars and a few teeth go flying. The dragon-man flops to the ground, unconscious. You jam the key in the lock, turn it, and kick the door open. The other Replicon roars furiously. What do you do?<br>
[[Tackle the other Replicon|tacklerep]]
[[Grab the fallen sword|grabsword]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
One of the Replicons approaches the cage and pulls out a key to unlock the door. You immediately spring forward and try to grab his arm, but his senses are quick! He leaps away from your grasping arms, then springs forward once more and smashes the pommel of his sword into your face.<br>
You fall to the ground and spit out blood. The Replicons laugh and unlock the cage. "Now stand and come with us, $class!"<br>
What do you do?
<<set $hp -= 2>>
HP: <<print $hp>><br>
[[Go with them|gowith]]
[[Attack them|attack]]
<</if>>\The Replicons open your cage.<br>
"Look at this weak little hero. Broken and defeated already. Pathetic." The Replicons laugh at you.<br>
"Stand," one of them orders. "The hydra is hungry, and Kaldaris intends to feed you to it."<br>
What do you do?<br>
[[Stand and go with them|gowith]]
[[Attack them|attack]]
[[Swear at them|swear]]<<display "HUD">>
You stand and allow the Replicons tie your wrists and lead you out of the chamber.<br>
[[Continue|outofprison]]<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk1996 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk1996 >= 12>> Result: Success!<br>
You sucker punch one of the Replicons and he drops to the floor, out cold. His sword clatters to the ground.<br>
You snatch it up just as the other Replicon leaps forward and attacks.<br>
[[Defend yourself!|defend]]
<<set $ATK += 2>>
<<set $weapon = "Sword">>
<<set $inventory.push("Sword")>>
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You lunge forward and try to tackle one of the Replicons but he's too quick! He leaps away and shoves you to the ground. You land on your face.<br>
The Replicons drag you to your feet, tie your wrists, and escort you out of the chamber.
<<set $hp -= 2>>
HP: <<print $hp>><br>
[[Continue|outofprison]]
<</if>>\Type what you say to them in the box below, then press ENTER:<br>
<<textbox "$swear4" "" "2ndswear">>Type what you say to them in the box below, then press ENTER:<br>
<<textbox "$swear1" "" "firstswear">>"<<print $swear1>>!" you shout at them. The Replicons laugh and spit at you.<br>
"Tough talk for a caged bird," says one of them, unlocking your cage. "Come with us," he orders. "The hydra is hungry, and Kaldaris intends to feed you to it."<br>
What do you do?<br>
[[Go with them|gowith]]
[[Attack them|attack]]
[[Swear at them|swear]]"<<print $swear4>>!" you shout at them.<br>
"Insolence!" roars one of the guards. "You will learn respect before the hydra rips you apart!"<br>
The Replicon punches you in the mouth with the pommel of his sword. You fall to the ground and spit out blood. The Replicons laugh. "Now stand and come with us, $class!"<br>
What do you do?
<<set $hp -= 2>>
HP: <<print $hp>><br>
[[Go with them|gowith]]
[[Attack them|attack]]
The Replicons lead you through a series of twisting passageways and hidden staircases. The journey through the mountain takes almost an hour. By the time you reach the top, you are completely exhausted.
<<set $hp -=2>>
HP: <<print $hp>><br>
[[Continue|exhausted]]<<display "HUD">>
You emerge from one of the hallways and find yourself standing at the edge of a huge cavern filled with lava.<br>
At the far end of the cavern you can see the outline of Kaldaris, the half-dragon Shyfter. The Replicon guards force you to your knees as he approaches.<br>
[[Continue|villainchat]]<<display "HUD">>
"Is that who I think it is?" asks Kaldaris in a sing-song voice. "Oh, goodness-gracious-me! $name! What a PLEASANT surprise. I am just so delighted to see you here. It's not every day I get to kill a real hero, you know."<br>
[[Get on with it, Kaldaris.|geton]]
[[What do you want with me?|whatwant]]
[[Unhand me at once, villain!|unhand]]"Well, if you insist," says Kaldaris, turning his back to you. "Tie the $class to one of the pillars. The hydra will eat well today."<br>
[[Attack the guards and try to steal a weapon|atkstl]]
[[Just give up and let the hydra eat you|hydraeat]]"Want with you?" chirps Kaldaris. "I want nothing to do with you! I have grand plans, my heroic little friend, and I will not be stopped by a fool like you!"<br>
[[Attack the guards and try to steal a weapon|atkstl]]
[[Try to push Kaldaris into the lava|pushlava]]
[[Wait for Kaldaris to finish monologuing|monologue]]Kaldaris chuckles. "What do you intend to do, $class, kill me with your words? Your tongue is sharp, but certainly not that sharp!" He bursts into a fit of giggles.<br>
"It is feeding time for my pet, and you're going to be the first course meal. I have grand plans, my heroic little friend, and I will not be stopped by a fool like you!"<br>
[[Attack the guards and try to steal a weapon|atkstl]]
[[Try to push Kaldaris into the lava|pushlava]]
[[Wait for Kaldaris to finish monologuing|monologue]]<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk2 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk2 >= 13>> Result: Success!<br>
You body slam one of the Replicons. He is caught totally off guard, and his sword goes skittering away.<br>
You perform a few really cool acrobatic maneuvers and snatch up his sword. With a little flair, you cut away the rope tying your hands.<br>
"Kill the $class!" roars Kaldaris. What do you do?<br>
[[Attack the remaining Replicon|Reptak]]
[[Attack Kaldaris|atkald]]
[[Talk your way out of this|talk1]]
<<set $ATK += 2>>
<<set $weapon = "Sword">>
<<set $inventory.push("Sword")>>
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You hurl yourself at one of the Replicons, but with your hands tied you have limited movement. The Replicons slam you to the ground and then drag you to your knees once more.<br>
<<set $hp -= 3>>
HP: <<print $hp>><br>
[[Continue|cont2]]<</if>>
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "deadrps">><</if>>\<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk1 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk1 >= 16>> Result: Success!<br>
You launch yourself forward and slam into Kaldaris with your shoulder. The Shyfter topples over the edge of the pit and immediately melts away in the fire.<br>
The Replicons roar with fury and leap forward with their swords raised.<br>
[[Defend yourself!|dodgeandsteal]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You launch yourself forward but Kaldaris sees the attack coming from a mile away. He steps to the side and trips you with his tail. You tumble over the edge and hit the lava below. You are dead before he gets a chance to make a funny quip about you being hot-headed.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.
<</if>>\"I could go on and elaborate, filling you in on all the little details about my masterful plan that will allow me to dominate the world, but instead I'm just going to feed you to my pet hydra now," says Kaldaris.<br>
[[Attack the guards and try to steal a weapon|atkstl]]
[[Try to push Kaldaris into the lava|pushlava]]
[[Just give up and let the hydra eat you|hydraeat]]You allow the Replicons to tie you to a stone pillar. They exit the chamber and a few moments later you feel the cavern begin to rumble. Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from one of the other caverns. It lumbers towards you and rips you apart- two heads get an arm, two get a leg, one gets your head, and the remaining two fight over your torso.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk3 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk3 >= 12>> Result: Success!<br>
You body slam one of the Replicons. He is caught totally off guard, and his sword goes skittering away.<br>
You perform a few really cool acrobatic maneuvers and snatch up his sword. With a flick of the wrist you cut the rope tying your hands.<br>
Just then you feel the ground begin to shake. A massive hydra emerges from one of the side passages. What do you do?<br>
[[Attack the remaining Replicon|Reptakks]]
[[Attack the hydra|atkhydra]]
[[Try to flee the fortress|flee12]]
<<set $ATK += 2>>
<<set $weapon = "Sword">>
<<set $inventory.push("Sword")>>
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You hurl yourself at one of the Replicons, but with your hands tied you have limited movement. The Replicons slam you to the ground and then drag you to your knees once more.<br>
<<set $hp -= 3>>
HP: <<print $hp>><br>
[[Continue|cont22]]<</if>>
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "deadrps">><</if>>\<i>Rolling DEX... </i>
<<set $dex11 = $DEX + random(1,20)>>
<<if $dex11 >= 13>> Result: Success!<br>
You sprint across the chamber and emerge onto a large balcony overlooking the countryside. The cool night air feels refreshing after spending so much time inside the volcano. The Replicons are close behind, but there is a set of mechanical wings up ahead. What do you do?<br>
[[Attack the Replicons|Reptakkss]]
[[Grab the wings and jump off the balcony|jumpoff]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You sprint across the chamber but one of the Replicons lashes your foot with a whip. You smash into the ground and they surround you. What do you do?<br>
<<set $hp -= 3>>
HP: <<print $hp>><br>
[[Get to your feet and run|fetnrun]]
[[Attack them|atkrepsamillion]]<</if>>
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "deadrps44">><</if>>\<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk22 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk22 >= 12>> Result: Success!<br>
You duel the Replicon on the edge of the lava pit- it's pretty freaking badass. You chop off the Replicon's head and turn just in time to see Kaldaris run away.<br>
[[Continue|hydraattack]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You duel the Replicon on the edge of the lava pit- it's pretty freaking badass. Unfortunately the Replicon is a master sword fighter, and you struggle to keep up. You take a few nasty cuts before the Replicon pushes you over the edge. You fall into the lava pit and burn away.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>><i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk211 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk211 >= 13>> Result: Success!<br>
You launch yourself forward and stab your sword into Kaldaris's throat. The Shyfter gurgles out blood and topples over the edge of the pit. He immediately melts away in the lava.<br>
The Replicons roar with fury and leap forward with their swords raised. What do you do?<br>
[[Try to flee the fortress|trytorun]]
[[Attack the Replicons|Reptaks44]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You launch yourself forward but Kaldaris sees the attack coming from a mile away. He steps to the side and trips you with his tail. You tumble over the edge and hit the lava below. You are dead before he gets a chance to make a funny quip about you being hot-headed.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>>\<<display "HUD">>
What do you say?<br>
[[Please don't kill me, I have a family!|familyman]]
[[Kaldaris, I just wanted to say: You suck!|yousuck]]
[[Wait! Why are we fighting each other? We're both super powerful- we should team up.|teamup]]"Tie the $class to that pillar!" orders Kaldaris. "The hydra will feast tonight." He turns and leaves.<br>
The Replicons to tie you to one of the stone pillars. They exit the chamber and a few moments later you feel the cavern begin to rumble. Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from one of the other caverns. It lumbers towards you and rips you apart- two heads get an arm, two get a leg, one gets your head, and the remaining two fight over your torso.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.Result: Failed!<br>
You hurl yourself at one of the Replicons, but with your hands tied you have limited movement. The Replicons slam you to the ground and then drag you to your knees once more.<br>
The Replicons tie you to a stone pillar. They exit the chamber and a few moments later you feel the cavern begin to rumble. Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from one of the other caverns. It lumbers towards you and rips you apart- two heads get an arm, two get a leg, one gets your head, and the remaining two fight over your torso.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk222215 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk222215 >= 13>> Result: Success!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
In a last ditch effort you thrust your sword deep into the hydra's heart. All of its heads shriek out in pain, then the hydra crashes to the ground, dead.<br>
[[Continue|hydraded]]
<<set $hp -= 2>>
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
Your sword gets heavier and soon you're unable to lift it. That's when the hydra launches its final strike. You are powerless to stop the monster from ripping you to pieces.
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>>
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "deadhy">><</if>>\<i>Rolling DEX... </i>
<<set $dex1111 = $DEX + random(1,20)>>
<<if $dex1111 >= 12>> Result: Success!<br>
You sprint across the chamber and emerge onto a large balcony overlooking the countryside. The cool night air feels refreshing after spending so much time inside the volcano. The Replicon is close behind, but there is a set of mechanical wings up ahead. What do you do?<br>
[[Attack the Replicon|Reptakksss]]
[[Grab the wings and jump off the balcony|jumpoff]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You sprint across the chamber but the Replicon lashes your foot with a whip. You smash into the ground and he charges toward you. What do you do?<br>
<<set $hp -= 3>>
HP: <<print $hp>><br>
[[Get to your feet and run|fetnrun]]
[[Attack him|atkrepsamillion]]<</if>>
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "deadrps444">><</if>>\Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from one of the other caverns. It lumbers towards you and rips you apart, along with the Replicons holding onto you. With your hands tied behind your back, you have no hope of fighting back.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.Enter a cheat code below and press ENTER. Only one cheat can be used at a time:<br>
<<textbox "$cheat" "" "Gocheat">><br>
[[Back|Start]]<<if $cheat == "pinkyandthebrain">>
INT set to 20.<br>
[[Start game|Start1]]
<<set $INT = 20>>
<<elseif $cheat == "iamninja">>
DEX set to 20.<br>
[[Start game|Start1]]
<<set $DEX = 20>>
<<elseif $cheat == "hulksmash">>
ATK set to 20.<br>
[[Start game|Start1]]
<<set $ATK = 20>>
<<elseif $cheat == "moreheartsthanlink">>
HP set to 100.<br>
[[Start game|Start1]]
<<set $hp = 100>>
<<set $MAXhp = 100>>
<<elseif $cheat == "poweroverwhelming">>
HP set to 100. All stats set to 20.<br>
[[Start game|Start1]]
<<set $hp = 100>>
<<set $MAXhp = 100>>
<<set $INT = 20>>
<<set $DEX = 20>>
<<set $ATK = 20>>
<<elseif $cheat == "KUNG FU SPACE BARBARIAN">>
You'd have better luck typing that as your name in MOONBRIGHT. That is not a valid cheat code for this game.<br>
[[Continue|cheats]]
<<else>>
That is not a valid cheat code.<br>
[[Continue|cheats]]<</if>><<display "HUD">>
Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from one of the other caverns. It lumbers towards you and unleashes an ear-splitting roar.<br>
What do you do?<br>
[[Chase Kaldaris|chasekal]]
[[Fight the hydra|fightdra2]]<<display "HUD">>
You turn your back on the hydra and sprint after Kaldaris.<br>
[[Continue|kaldbalk]]<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk222215 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk222215 >= 13>> Result: Success!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
In a last ditch effort you thrust your sword deep into the hydra's heart. All of its heads shriek out in pain, then the hydra crashes to the ground, dead.<br>
[[Continue|hydraded]]
<<set $hp -= 2>>
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
Your sword gets heavier and soon you're unable to lift it. That's when the hydra launches its final strike. You are powerless to stop the monster from ripping you to pieces.
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>>
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "deadhy">><</if>>\<i>Rolling DEX... </i>
<<set $dex2323 = $DEX + random(1,20)>>
<<if $dex2323 >= 12>> Result: Success!<br>
You dodge around the hydra and charge toward one of the doorways. You smash through and emerge onto a large balcony overlooking the countryside. The cool night air feels refreshing after spending so much time inside the volcano.<br>
You approach a set of mechanical wings set up on the edge of the balcony.<br>
[[Turn to page 400|p400]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You sprint across the chamber but the hydra is too fast! I leaps in front of you and attacks!<br>
<<set $hp -= 3>>
HP: <<print $hp>><br>
[[Defend yourself!|hydrafend]]
<</if>>
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "deaddra">><</if>>\You emerge onto a balcony overlooking the countryside. The cool night air is refreshing after spending so much time trapped inside the volcano.<br>
Kaldaris stands at the far end of the balcony, his menacing form silhouetted against the full moon.<br>
"Your continued existence displeases me," says Kaldaris, pulling a magic sword from thin air.<br>
[[Attack him|atkaldside]]
[[Ask about his plans|askplans]]
<<if $inventory.indexOf("Pizza") gte 0>>[[Eat Pizza (Restore full HP)|pizzapie]]<</if>><i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk2222133 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk2222133 >= 13>> Result: Success!<br>
You duel Kaldaris in one of the most legendary sword fights of all time. After what seems like hours, you cut him down in a spray of blood.<br>
You stand on the balcony breathing in the cool night air. You wipe the blood off your sword and approach a set of mechanical wings set up on the edge of the balcony.<br>
[[Turn to page 400|p400]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You duel Kaldaris in one of the most legendary sword fights of all time. Unfortunately Kaldaris is a master sword fighter, and you struggle to keep up. You take a few nasty cuts before Kaldaris pushes you over the edge of the balcony. You fall for almost a mile before smashing against the rocks below.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>>"My plans are no concern of yours, $class. Besides, you won't live long enough to see them come to fruition."<br>
[[Please don't kill me, I have a family!|familyman2]]
[[Before I kill you, there's just one thing I wanted to say: You suck!|yousuck2]]
[[Wait! Why are we fighting each other? We're both super powerful- we should team up.|teamup2]]Result: Failed!<br>
You hurl yourself at Kaldaris, but with your hands tied you have limited movement. The Replicons slam you to the ground and then drag you to your knees once more.<br>
Kaldaris laughs as the Replicons tie you to a stone pillar. They exit the chamber and a few moments later you feel the cavern begin to rumble. Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from one of the other caverns. It lumbers towards you and rips you apart- two heads get an arm, two get a leg, one gets your head, and the remaining two fight over your torso.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.You duel the Replicons in one of the most legendary sword fights of all time. You cut down one in a spray of blood, then drive your sword through the other's eye.<br>
You stand on the balcony breathing in the cool night air. You wipe the blood off your sword and approach the mechanical wings.<br>
[[Turn to page 400|p400]]You grab the mechanical wings, strap them to your back, and leap off the side of the volcano. You can hear the roar of the Reptoids behind you, but they are no longer a threat.<br>
You have accomplished your mission- Kaldaris has been destroyed.<br>
[[Turn to page 400|page400]]You shove the Replicons away and charge toward one of the doorways. You smash through and emerge onto a large balcony overlooking the countryside. The cool night air feels refreshing after spending so much time inside the volcano. The Replicons are close behind, but there is a set of mechanical wings up ahead. What do you do?<br>
[[Attack the Replicons|Reptakkss]]
[[Grab the wings and jump off the balcony|jumpoff]]You hurl yourself at one of the Replicons, but with your hands tied you have limited movement. The Replicons slam you to the ground and then drag you to your knees once more.<br>
The Replicons tie you to a stone pillar. They exit the chamber and a few moments later you feel the cavern begin to rumble. Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from one of the other caverns. It lumbers towards you and rips you apart- two heads get an arm, two get a leg, one gets your head, and the remaining two fight over your torso.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.Result: Failed!<br>
You sprint across the chamber but one of the Replicons lashes your foot with a whip. You smash into the ground and they surround you.<br>
The Replicons tie you to a stone pillar. They exit the chamber and a few moments later you feel the cavern begin to rumble. Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from one of the other caverns. It lumbers towards you and rips you apart- two heads get an arm, two get a leg, one gets your head, and the remaining two fight over your torso.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point."That's so sad," says Kaldaris in a mocking tone. "But don't worry- they will join you in death soon. Kill the $class!"<br>
The Reptoid leaps forward and attacks.<br>
[[Defend yourself!|Reptak]]"You insolent fool!" roars Kaldaris. "Kill the $class!"<br>
The Reptoid leaps forward and attacks.<br>
[[Defend yourself|Reptak]]"Hmm..." says Kaldaris, scratching his chin. "You do have a point there. Together, we would make a wonderful team. But you are a hero- noble, brave, strong, courageous. What makes you think I would trust you?"<br>
[[I eat babies for breakfast.|babies]]
[[I'm no hero- I just kill for fun.|babies]]
[[Just kidding! I'm going to kill you now!|killnowha]]Result: Failed!<br>
You sprint across the chamber but the Replicon lashes your foot with a whip. You smash into the ground.<br>
The Replicon ties you to a stone pillar. He exits the chamber and a few moments later you feel the cavern begin to rumble. Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from one of the other caverns. It lumbers towards you and rips you apart- two heads get an arm, two get a leg, one gets your head, and the remaining two fight over your torso.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk22221 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk22221 >= 12>> Result: Success!<br>
You duel the Replicon on the edge of the lava pit- it's pretty freaking badass. You chop off the Replicon's head, but the hydra is closing in! What do you do?<br>
[[Fight the hydra|fightdra]]
[[Flee the fortress|fleee]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You duel the Replicon on the edge of the lava pit- it's pretty freaking badass. Unfortunately the Replicon is a master sword fighter, and you struggle to keep up. You take a few nasty cuts before the Replicon pushes you over the edge. You fall into the lava pit and burn away.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>>You duel the Replicons on the edge of the lava pit- it's pretty freaking badass. You butcher the Replicons and and try to catch your breath.<br>
Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from one of the other caverns. It lumbers towards you and unleashes an ear-splitting roar.<br>
What do you do?<br>
[[Fight the hydra|fightdra]]
[[Flee the fortress|fleee]]"Oh, that is so deliciously evil. I like your style, kid. Very well. We shall form a pact then. Together, you and I will become the most powerful villains in history... together, we will rule the world! MWAHAHAHA!"<br>
You join in the laughter, which devolves into uncontrollable mad cackling. The world will fear your name- you will make sure of it.<br>
THE END."You insolent fool!" roars Kaldaris. "Kill the $class!"<br>
The Reptoid leaps forward and attacks.<br>
[[Defend yourself|Reptak]]You grab the mechanical wings, strap them to your back, and leap off the side of the volcano. As you fly across the realms, you can hear the cheering of villagers and peasants. They chant your name as you fly overhead.<br>
You have defeated Kaldaris the Shyfter, and the world is safe from evil once more.<br>
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WIN!<br>
[[Claim your reward|prizefighter]]You have unlocked a random cheat code! Play again to unlock another cheat code. There are 5 cheats that can be unlocked:<br>
<<print either("pinkyandthebrain","iamninja","hulksmash","poweroverwhelming","moreheartsthanlink")>>You duel the Replicon in one of the most legendary sword fights of all time. After what seems like hours, you cut him down in a spray of blood.<br>
You stand on the balcony breathing in the cool night air. You wipe the blood off your sword and approach the mechanical wings.<br>
[[Turn to page 400|p400]]As you fly across the realms, you can hear the cheering of villagers and peasants. They chant your name as you fly overhead.<br>
You have defeated Kaldaris the Shyfter, and the world is safe from evil once more.<br>
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WIN!<br>
[[Claim your reward|prizefighter]]"That's so sad," says Kaldaris in a mocking tone. "But don't worry- they will join you in death soon." Kaldaris charges forward and attacks.<br>
[[Defend yourself!|kaldefend]]"You insolent fool!" roars Kaldaris. He charges forward and attacks.<br>
[[Defend yourself!|kaldefend]]"Hmm..." says Kaldaris, scratching his chin. "You do have a point there. Together, we would make a wonderful team. But you are a hero- noble, brave, strong, courageous. What makes you think I would trust you?"<br>
[[I eat babies for breakfast.|babies2]]
[[I'm no hero- I just kill for fun.|babies2]]
[[Just kidding! I'm going to kill you now!|atkaldside]]"Oh, that is so deliciously evil. I like your style, kid. Very well. We shall form a pact then. Together, you and I will become the most powerful villains in history... together, we will rule the world! MWAHAHAHA!"<br>
You join in the laughter, which devolves into uncontrollable mad cackling. The world will fear your name- you will make sure of it.<br>
THE END.<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk222213 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk222213 >= 13>> Result: Success!<br>
You duel Kaldaris in one of the most legendary sword fights of all time. After what seems like hours, you cut him down in a spray of blood.<br>
You stand on the balcony breathing in the cool night air. You wipe the blood off your sword and approach a set of mechanical wings set up on the edge of the balcony.<br>
[[Turn to page 400|p400]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You duel Kaldaris in one of the most legendary sword fights of all time. Unfortunately Kaldaris is a master sword fighter, and you struggle to keep up. You take a few nasty cuts before Kaldaris pushes you over the edge of the balcony. You fall for almost a mile before smashing against the rocks below.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>><i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk222215 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk222215 >= 13>> Result: Success!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
In a last ditch effort you thrust your sword deep into the hydra's heart. All of its heads shriek out in pain, then the hydra crashes to the ground, dead.<br>
[[Continue|hydraded]]
<<set $hp -= 2>>
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
Your sword gets heavier and soon you're unable to lift it. That's when the hydra launches its final strike. You are powerless to stop the monster from ripping you to pieces.
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>>
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "deadhy">><</if>>\You sprint across the chamber but the hydra is too fast! I leaps in front of you and attacks! The hydra smashes a massive claw into your chest, pinning you to the ground. You are helpless as it rips you apart- two heads get an arm, two get a leg, one gets your head, and the remaining two fight over your torso.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk222215 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk222215 >= 15>> Result: Success!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
In a last ditch effort you thrust your sword deep into the hydra's heart. All of its heads shriek out in pain, then the hydra crashes to the ground, dead.
[[Continue|hydraded2]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
Your sword gets heavier and soon you're unable to lift it. That's when the hydra launches its final strike. You are powerless to stop the monster from ripping you to pieces.
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>><<display "HUD">>
With the hydra slain, you leap over the body and exit through a nearby door. You emerge onto a large balcony overlooking the countryside. The cool night air feels refreshing after spending so much time inside the volcano. You notice a set of mechanical wings set up on the edge of the balcony.<br>
[[Turn to page 400|p400]]<<display "HUD">>
With the hydra slain, you leap over the body and charge after Kaldaris.<br>
[[Continue|kaldbalk]]You leap forward and tackle the Replicon. The back of the creature's head cracks against a rock. He is dead.<br>
You grab a sword, stand up, and look around the room. There is a chest nearby, and a doorway leading out of this chamber. What do you do?<br>
[[Open the chest|openchest]]
[[Exit the chamber|exitchamber]]
<<set $ATK += 2>>
<<set $weapon = "Sword">>
<<set $inventory.push("Sword")>>You grab the sword- and not a moment too soon! The Replicon leaps forward and attacks.<br>
[[Defend yourself!|defend]]
<<set $ATK += 2>>
<<set $weapon = "Sword">>
<<set $inventory.push("Sword")>>The Replicon is a good fighter, but he's no match for a hero like you. After parrying a few attacks you manage to stab your sword through his throat. The dragon-man collapses to the ground in a spray of blood.<br>
You brush yourself off and look around the room. There is a chest nearby, and a doorway leading out of this chamber. What do you do?<br>
[[Open the chest|openchest]]
[[Exit the chamber|exitchamber]]The chest contains a set of Dragon Scale Armor and a box of pizza. Since you're inside a volcano, the pizza is still hot- nice!<br>
[[Take the loot|takeloot]]
[[Exit the chamber|exitchamber]]<<display "HUD">>
You exit the chamber and find yourself standing in a small room. There is a stone door up ahead. You can see writing on the door, as well as a few gems lying on the ground. What do you do?<br>
[[Try to open the door|opendoor]]
[[Inspect the gems|grabgems]]
[[Examine the writing|examinewriting]]
<<if $inventory.indexOf("Pizza") gte 0>>[[Eat Pizza (Restore full HP)|pizzapie]]<</if>>You put on the Dragon Scale Armor and grab the pizza. Your HP increases by 5.<br>
[[Continue|exitchamber]]
<<set $MAXhp += 5>>
<<set $hp += 5>>
<<set $inventory.push("Pizza")>>
<<set $inventory.push("Dragon Scale Armor")>>You try to push the door but it is sealed shut. You step back and notice four slots in the doorway- it looks like small objects could be placed in them.<br>
[[Examine gems|grabgems]]
[[Read the writing|examinewriting]]
[[Place the gems in the slots on the door|gemtest]]There are five gems lying on the ground: a diamond, a topaz, a sapphire, an emerald, and a ruby.<br>
[[Try to open door|opendoor]]
[[Read the writing on the wall|examinewriting]]
[[Place the gems in the slots on the door|gemtest]]This riddle has been etched into the wall:<br>
<i>Emerald despises diamond,
But counts sapphire as friend.
Ruby likes the middle,
While diamond prefers the end.</i><br>
[[Try to open door|opendoor]]
[[Examine gems|grabgems]]
[[Place the gems in the slots on the door|gemtest]]<<set $inventory.delete("Pizza")>>
Mmm, tasty! HP restored.<br>
<<set $hp = $MAXhp>>
<<return "Back">>What order will you place the gems?<br>
[[Sapphire, topaz, diamond, ruby|wrong]]
[[Emerald, sapphire, ruby, diamond|dingding]]
[[Diamond, sapphire, topaz, emerald|wrong]]
[[Emerald, ruby, sapphire, diamond|wrong]]
[[Topaz, emerald, diamond, sapphire|wrong]]
[[Ruby, diamond, emerald, sapphire|wrong]]
[[Read the writing on the wall|examinewriting]]You place the gems in the slots.<br>
BZZT!<br>
A burst of electricity fires out and zaps your hands. The gems clatter to the floor. What do you do?
<<set $hp -= 2>>
HP: <<print $hp>><br>
[[Try to place the gems in the slots on the door|gemtest]]
[[Read the writing on the wall|examinewriting]]
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "trapped">><</if>>\<<display "HUD">>
You place the gems in the slots. There is a soft *click* and the door rumbles open.<br>
[[Continue|solved]]You place the gems in the slots.<br>
BZZT!<br>
A burst of electricity fires out and zaps your heart. The gems clatter to the floor and you fall to your knees. The electricity continues to course through your body, scrambling your brains and frying your nerves. You flop to the ground and your eyeballs explode.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<<display "HUD">>
You enter a cavern filled with a lake of lava. There are two obvious pathways ahead: to the left is a bridge that leads to small stone doorway, and to the right is a broken pathway leading to a stone staircase.<br>
[[Continue|desc2]]Going right definitely seems more dangerous- you'll have to leap from rock to rock to get across. One wrong step and you'll fall in the lava. On the other hand, you have no idea what lies beyond the door. What do you do?<br>
[[Cross the bridge and head for the door|bridge]]
[[Leap across the broken rocks and head for the stairs|stairrocks]]
[[Search for hidden passageways|hidden]]
<<if $inventory.indexOf("Pizza") gte 0>>[[Eat Pizza (Restore full HP)|pizzapie]]<</if>>You walk towards the bridge, fully expecting a huge lava monster to leap out and attack you at any second. You are really surprised when you make it all the way across the bridge without running into any deadly traps or monsters.<br>
Even better, you notice a treasure chest lying nearby! This must be your lucky day.<br>
[[Enter the door|bdgdor]]
[[Open treasure chest|newchest]]<i>Rolling DEX... </i>
<<set $dex1133 = $DEX + random(1,20)>>
<<if $dex1133 >= 12>> Result: Success!<br>
You hop from rock to rock, carefully placing your feet on solid ground. You're sweaty and hot by the end, but you make it across alive. You walk forward and ascend the staircase.<br>
[[Continue|hiddenway]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You hop from rock to rock, carefully placing your feet on solid ground. You make it about halfway across when one of the rocks crumbles beneath your feet! You leap away but there is nothing to grab onto. You splash in the lava and burn to a crisp.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>>You search along the walls for secret doors. After several minutes of poking and prodding, you make a discovery: there is a hidden staircase behind one of the rock formations!<br>
You wedge your way between the rocks and head up the stairs.<br>
[[Continue|hiddenway]]<<display "HUD">>
You climb the spiraling stone staircase for nearly an hour before arriving at the top. You step out into a large open cavern. At the far end of the cavern are a set of doors. You also notice a large green spotted egg nestled between some rocks in the middle of the room.<br>
[[Examine the egg|egg]]
[[Go through the doorway|doorway3]]<<display "HUD">>
You approach the egg. As you get closer, you realize the egg is even bigger than you are. Whatever laid this thing must be monstrous.<br>
[[Leave the egg and go through the doorway|doorway3]]
[[Search the chamber|searchamber]]You ignore the egg and cross the chamber to the doorway. The door is heavy, but it's unlocked. You push it open and step through.<br>
[[Continue|kaldbalk]]You step away from the egg and look around. There is a huge dark tunnel up ahead, but before you can investigate you hear a loud, echoing roar. The ground begins to shake. Something big is coming.<br>
[[Get ready for a fight|readyfightra]]
[[Run through the doorway|rundoorways]]Suddenly a monstrous seven-headed hydra appears from the darkness. It lumbers towards you and attacks.<br>
[[Defend yourself!|dfnd]]You turn away from the tunnel and sprint to the door. The door is heavy, but it's unlocked. You push it open and step through.<br>
[[Continue|kaldbalk]]<i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk22221522 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk22221522 >= 12>> Result: Success!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
In a last ditch effort you thrust your sword deep into the hydra's heart. All of its heads shriek out in pain, then the hydra crashes to the ground, dead.<br>
[[Continue|hydradedd]]
<<set $hp -= 2>>
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
Your sword gets heavier and soon you're unable to lift it. That's when the hydra launches its final strike. You are powerless to stop the monster from ripping you to pieces.
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<</if>>
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "deadhy">><</if>>\<<display "HUD">>
With the hydra slain, you leap over the body and exit through the doorway.<br>
[[Continue|kaldbalk]]<i>Rolling ATK... </i><br>
Result: Failed!<br>
You battle the hydra, dodging this way and that, chopping off heads left and right. Each time you chop off a head, more and more grow back. Soon you are fighting a monstrous creature with a thousand heads!<br>
Your sword gets heavier and soon you're unable to lift it. That's when the hydra launches its final strike. You are powerless to stop the monster from ripping you to pieces.
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.<<display "HUD">>
You push the door open and step through. You enter what appears to be a small barracks- and there are half a dozen Replicon warriors inside! What do you do?<br>
[[Attack them|atkgroup]]
[[Run|runaway]]You find a RING OF MIGHTY HEROES! You take the ring and place it on your finger. Your ATK increases by 2.<br>
[[Continue|bdgdor]]
<<set $ATK += 2>>
<<set $inventory.push("Ring of Mighty Heroes")>><i>Rolling ATK... </i>
<<set $atk22221577 = $ATK + random(1,20)>>
<<if $atk22221577 >= 13>> Result: Success!<br>
You battle the Replicons in a frantic 6 vs 1 melee. They have you outnumbered, but you're a hero! You were born to battle Replicons in volcanos!<br>
You chop the Replicons to ribbons and wipe the blood off your sword. There is a staircase at the far end of the room. Seeing no other exits, you decide to try the stairs.<br>
[[Continue|hiddenway]]
<<else>> Result: Failed!<br>
You battle the Replicons in a frantic 6 vs 1 melee. They have you outnumbered, but you're a hero! You were born to battle Replicons in volcanos!<br>
You chop down four of them but the last two gain the upper hand. They beat you down, take all your loot, and tie your hands before dragging you away.<br>
[[Continue|outofprison]]
<<set $inventory.delete("Pizza")>>
<<set $inventory.delete("Sword")>>
<<set $inventory.delete("Ring of Mighty Heroes")>>
<<set $inventory.delete("Dragon Scale Armor")>>
<</if>>
<<if $hp <= 0>><<goto "deadbrawl">><</if>>\You sprint out of the room and search for an escape. Just then you notice a staircase hidden behind some fallen rocks. You leap over the rocks and dash up the stairs before the Replicons see where you went.<br>
[[Continue|hiddenway]]You battle the Replicons in a frantic 6 vs 1 melee. They have you outnumbered, but you're a hero! You were born to battle Replicons in volcanos!<br>
You chop down four of them but the last two gain the upper hand. They beat you down and take all your loot before tossing your body into the lava pool nearby.<br>
YOU ARE DEAD.<br>
Open the sidebar to restart or load from a save point.